Birders Twitter - S2E10
- jonnyrankin
- Mar 7, 2023
- 2 min read
We're all in a seated position - surrounded by cushions - ready to hear about Amy aka @lizardschwartz recent Spanish birding exploits...
We have an Agenda for this episode which is pretty professional. I am impressed.

We commence proceedings by coranating HRH Amy as the Bird Selfie Queen 🦆🤳👸
Her highness is fresh in from Spain and regales us with tales of Chough, Wallcreeper and of course Lammergeier...
HRH took the following servants with her; @Jake_Gearty @DJLbirding and @jonnie_fisk apparently they performed well and none needed beheading.
We hear a first account of what it's like to watch a bone-hungry Lammergeier head tilt at a pile of bones - then cavort about the place with 14 of its sort.
Amy is better at birding than we are.
We shoutout Jake the Snake 🐍 aka Dirty Gearty from number 30.
We put shame on frame-filling photographers. They're the worst.
We discuss that Wallcreeper photo...
Rock Sparrows are literally not worth looking at. Amy absolutely hates them.
Is Jonny R actually Prince Harry? I mean - he really looks like him. All regal and that.
'Spain is officially better than Sweden' ~ Amy Schwartz, March 2023
Amy has completed European Birding and is now only world birding - but would look at a Mealy Redpoll.
Both Jonnys have had bouts of pre-Pyrenees. Thankfully making a full recovery.
If you want to see Dupont's Lark - get up early.
Jonny H rediscovers Tree Sparrow for Yorkshire. Which is nice.
Jonny H 'might' not be able to hear DDL?
DDL delivers Oriental Skylark ID master class... which Jonny H 'might' not be able to hear.
Jonny H is joining young Chris Pendlebury aka @UForthBirder on the autumn series of Love Island - to be filmed on the Isle of May.
Amy is listening to you all, all of the time. Anytime your on Twitter - she's listening.
Our man Drew aka @DJLbirding listens to Birders Twitter whilst watching Bitterns. Next level...
Jonny H is beset by delayed onset trauma from getting kissed by DDL and now refuses to hear him. This is a problem for Birders Twitter. Like all problems - we will ignore it. Unless it gets pre-Pyrenees bad. Then will apply the appropriate ointment.
We make our predictions for the coming week - as is standard.
DDL vows to find and suppress a Black-throated Accentor. Which we will never hear about. Send hate DM's to; @birdbrainuk
We know all about mtDNA and dispense advice on doing your own toungue based DNA analysis of scarce/ rare bird poop. Martin Collinson aka @docmartin2mc might come on to verify our technique.



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